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The name is Zak Gramarye! Professional magician and expert apprentice of the great Magnifi Gramarye!
I'm the father of a beautiful daughter and in my spare time, I love shooting things! For magic purposes only, of course.
P.S. Valant drools, Zak rules!
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zak attack!!!
I'm the father of a beautiful daughter and in my spare time, I love shooting things! For magic purposes only, of course.
P.S. Valant drools, Zak rules!
Part of GSTumblr • GOT A QUESTION? I'LL ANSWER IT
zak attack!!!
Anonymous asked: Ooooo~ DISAPPEAR! 8DDDD
Of course! Now, watch and marvel as I—
…Uhh. I sort of need an assistant for this. Any volunteers?
Anonymous asked: SHOW US A MAGIC TRICK PLEASE SIR.
I know many magic tricks, anonymous! Why, would you want a card trick, or a cup and ball trick or perhaps my most stunning and original trick, a disappearing act!
((OOC: Remember when I used this account…))
((Let’s try this again. Since I keep forgetting about it. Send me some questions to answer guys!! Just click over here and ask the worst questions you can think of so I can get back to roleplaying on Tumblr again.))
National Kissing Day?
Next thing you know, there’ll be a National Screwing Day.
Someone should organise that.
Anonymous asked: How many sexual partners have you had thus far?
Uhhh… I guess… Around…
Two.
Hmm… TMI Tuesday?
Give me your worst, pardners.
Wait, it’s tuesday? Huh. Well, uhhh, d-do that.
… Yyyyep.
Happy (Late) Father’s Day!!
Did I? I swear I said five! Oh well. I suppose I’ll just have to struggle through a few more delicious spoonfuls!
Okay Daddy, if you say so! If you get a bellyache later, don’t say I didn’t warn ya! [she laughs and starts to eat her ice cream]
[Zak starts to eat too, perhaps a bit overzealously. After a few spoonfuls, he aquires some nasty brain freeze. But he can’t look weak in front of Trucy! He just gives a forced grimace and eats a little more slowly, his head throbbing with pain.]
Happy (Late) Father’s Day!!
Uncle Valant doesn’t like many things that are fun.
[The ice cream server comes around with a small tub of ice cream for Trucy, and a big bowl for Zak. He licks his lips hungrily as he picks up a spoon and prepares to eat all five flavors.]
[As Trucy picks up her spoon and prepares to eat her ice cream, she looks over at Zak’s bowl and notices five flavors—one too many!]
Daddy! You said you’d only order four! [she tries to keep a straight face, but in all honesty she saw this coming and can’t help but smile. Silly Daddy!]
Did I? I swear I said five! Oh well. I suppose I’ll just have to struggle through a few more delicious spoonfuls!
Happy (Late) Father’s Day!!
Probably. Although I’m guessing he only eats one scoop. I guess he just doesn’t have the guts to eat ice cream properly. Why do you ask?
Oh, okay. I was just wondering. Sometimes people don’t like ice cream, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him eat any.
Uncle Valant doesn’t like many things that are fun.
[The ice cream server comes around with a small tub of ice cream for Trucy, and a big bowl for Zak. He licks his lips hungrily as he picks up a spoon and prepares to eat all five flavors.]
Happy (Late) Father’s Day!!
You go do that!
[Zak orders a double scoop for Trucy, before asking the person behind the counter for five ice cream flavours and a banana. That cheat! He sits down next to Trucy, and waits for the waitress to give them their meal.]
Shouldn’t be long now.
[Trucy smiles to herself in anticipation. Her feet don’t quite touch the floor, and she swings them absentmindedly while she watches for the waitress.]
Daddy, does Uncle Valant like to eat ice cream too?
Probably. Although I’m guessing he only eats one scoop. I guess he just doesn’t have the guts to eat ice cream properly. Why do you ask?
Happy (Late) Father’s Day!!
Now, Daddy can definitely do that part for himself. Why don’t you find us a table while I order?
Okie dokie! I’ll pick the best spot!!
[and with that, Trucy skips away to find a good table for them to sit at]
You go do that!
[Zak orders a double scoop for Trucy, before asking the person behind the counter for five ice cream flavours and a banana. That cheat! He sits down next to Trucy, and waits for the waitress to give them their meal.]
Shouldn’t be long now.
Happy (Late) Father’s Day!!
Don’t worry, kid. Your Daddy has a big enough stomach to take lots of ice cream! [He pats his stomach proudly… Before also patting Trucy on the head. The two most important things in his life.]
[she laughs] Okay Daddy, if you say so! Do you want me to order for you or do you want to do it yourself?
Now, Daddy can definitely do that part for himself. Why don’t you find us a table while I order?
Happy (Late) Father’s Day!!
…Four flavors and a banana. That’s my final deal.
…Okay fine. But don’t complain to me if your belly hurts later!
Don’t worry, kid. Your Daddy has a big enough stomach to take lots of ice cream! [He pats his stomach proudly… Before also patting Trucy on the head. The two most important things in his life.]
